I'm Sorry!

Taken this from the template made by Onigiri

Dearest Haritha ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your car and I saw you drive over my knee caps.
I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll be keeping my virginity as a memento.
You should probably also know that I gave my confession today about the moose poaching and you should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Best of luck on the sex-change,
Melissa Ho




Dearest Iylia,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your apartment and I saw you sit the Montreal Canadian’s goalie.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that you need a sex-change.
I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll be keeping my virginity as a memento.
You should probably also know that I gave my confession today about the moose poaching and you should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Best of luck on the sex-change,
Melissa Ho


LMAO I KEEP MY VIRGINITY!!!! 8DDDDDDDD

Try it!!! It's fun!!! hahaha...perhaps I'll continue with one more when I changed my clothes? XDDDDD